Edwin Payne (
technicallyhellbound) wrote2025-02-14 06:37 pm
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for @convincingsmile - Nobody's dying today (probably)
Edwin knew as soon as he fell through the mirror that something was wrong, and not just a little bit wrong, but the kind of wrong that made the whole world tilt on its axis a little.
It wasn't a misdirected portal, not like the case that had ultimately led them to Crystal, not like many other failures of concentration when traversing mirror portals before, it was something else, and he couldn't place what it was. All he knew was that he'd simply passed through the mirror in question and had landed, hard on the floor on the other side of the room, hard enough that he actually skidded a couple of feet and that couldn't be right because that actually hurt, and hurt in the way he hadn't felt in... well, decades.
It was enough to tumble him against the far wall just from his own momentum, impacting hard enough to knock the breath out of his lungs, and that was definitely wrong, because he shouldn't have had breath or lungs. He could see, even through pain-hazed vision that the poltergeist he'd been baiting had, indeed, gotten caught in the trap he himself had leapt over when aiming for the mirror.
That was, however, the last thing he saw before the half-rotted-through loft floor gave way beneath his sudden and unexpected weight, sending him falling, flailing, scraped to ribbons on the broken slats, to the ground below, and he was reasonably sure he'd actually heard something snap on impact, ribs, if the sudden radiating pain was anything to go by, though his shoulder wasn't in good shape either, and that was an entirely different kind of pain, just layering on top of the feeling of the ragged scratches from the wood, and it occurred to him, dimly, that he'd forgotten how much he hated the feeling of blood on his skin.
It had been different in Hell, the pain, the sensations in general, all of it, it had been horrible, yes, but it was so much more visceral now, and even as his vision began to go hazy again, head swimming, his last thoughts were trying to remember how he'd somehow gotten separated from Charles, who had been barely a step behind him when he'd rounded the corner into the loft pursued by the poltergeist now trapped securely above him.
It wasn't a misdirected portal, not like the case that had ultimately led them to Crystal, not like many other failures of concentration when traversing mirror portals before, it was something else, and he couldn't place what it was. All he knew was that he'd simply passed through the mirror in question and had landed, hard on the floor on the other side of the room, hard enough that he actually skidded a couple of feet and that couldn't be right because that actually hurt, and hurt in the way he hadn't felt in... well, decades.
It was enough to tumble him against the far wall just from his own momentum, impacting hard enough to knock the breath out of his lungs, and that was definitely wrong, because he shouldn't have had breath or lungs. He could see, even through pain-hazed vision that the poltergeist he'd been baiting had, indeed, gotten caught in the trap he himself had leapt over when aiming for the mirror.
That was, however, the last thing he saw before the half-rotted-through loft floor gave way beneath his sudden and unexpected weight, sending him falling, flailing, scraped to ribbons on the broken slats, to the ground below, and he was reasonably sure he'd actually heard something snap on impact, ribs, if the sudden radiating pain was anything to go by, though his shoulder wasn't in good shape either, and that was an entirely different kind of pain, just layering on top of the feeling of the ragged scratches from the wood, and it occurred to him, dimly, that he'd forgotten how much he hated the feeling of blood on his skin.
It had been different in Hell, the pain, the sensations in general, all of it, it had been horrible, yes, but it was so much more visceral now, and even as his vision began to go hazy again, head swimming, his last thoughts were trying to remember how he'd somehow gotten separated from Charles, who had been barely a step behind him when he'd rounded the corner into the loft pursued by the poltergeist now trapped securely above him.
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He just made a quiet noise of agreement at the response, nodding, "Another day off to her schedule, then." A twist of a smile, "Not that she wouldn't still come by anyway." As much as she complained about doing their busywork, it was clear that she liked being able to help in much the same way the two of them did, "But no, you're right, we should find her something nice."
He straightened a little, setting his selections on the counter, both brows lifting in Charles' direction: "Drinks?" It was a request for help, in its way, not wanting to draw attention to the fact that he had no idea what he was looking at, sure that Charles would know more, "And popcorn, obviously." His brow creased then, regarding the sizes, "How much do you think we'll need between the two of us?"
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"Mate, you know we gotta get the biggest one," Charles grinned then looked at the drink selection. Most of the flavors he recognized, and the remaining few he had an idea about. God, he wanted to try them all but he knew that would be overkill. He glanced at Edwin for a second in a smile, then leaned closer to explain what he knew.
This reminded him of the very first years they got together and roamed London as new friends. Edwin new to this world, and Charles new to being a ghost. Kind of nostalgic. And that was the time Charles explained the then modern world to Edwin. Now, he explained soda flavors. And... what a soda is, basically.
"So, yeah, they're mostly sweet. I usually get ginger ale," Charles concluded. "You should really try one of the sodas," he added, thinking Edwin would like it.
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The transaction was handled easily enough, and Edwin was thankful that there was a cardboard tray for carrying the popcorn and both drinks, though he was able to slide both of his candy boxes into his sweater pocket, "If you could carry this, I'll get some napkins." He'd seen the amount of butter that had been poured over the popcorn and knew they were going to need them.
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"Or maybe we could just lick it off, yeah?" Charles called after Edwin, maybe a little louder than necessary. He heard a costumed group chuckle nearby, making him stifle a laugh too as Edwin got back with the napkins. "Man, you still look so good," he said. The only reason he didn't try to pull Edwin close again was because he has a handful of snacks and drinks.
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He did relax considerably once he was seated, finding that the seats were rather more comfortable than he'd expected them to be, and it didn't take long to get the drinks situated, settling in to wait, though taking a cautious sip of his soda, only to nearly choke a moment later as he hadn't been expecting the carbonation. He managed to clear his airway a moment later, pressing a hand to his chest, "Wasn't expecting that." He wheezed in explanation.
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The row they sat in was empty so Charles had enough place to put the treats. He went for a sip too and jumped when Edwin started to cough. Mostly because that sound was new. Ghost didn't breathe, so they didn't cough... But they were alive.
"Everything okay?" Charles asked the same time as Edwin explained. Then he burst out laughing. He did talk about the taste of the sodas but didn't even think to explain them being carbonated... Charles completely forgot Edwin never had that. "Sorry, mate, but... yeah, they're fizzy," Charles chuckled. "How do you like it?"
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"It was usually for when we were sick?" A little shake of his head, "Ginger was, too, but it was also for... hm." He had to consider for a moment, "Holiday punch?" Often that had also been incredibly alcoholic, but herbal flavors were definitely high on the list when it came to celebratory beverages, which he found rather fitting for the outing.
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"Ssso it tastes like medicine and some punch your parents drank?" Charles asked, raising an eyebrow as he took a sip from his own drink. "That's mental, half the drinks around have fizz in them and they are definitely not medicine," he mused. "I drank a lot of coke when... I was younger," he snorted, looking away. "My dad always told me it's gonna put me in an early grave, hah." Haha... Charles winced as that part of his 'youth' came up. He had such a good day, he wouldn't want to ruin it by remembering some things.
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Another small smile followed, shaking his head, "And I didn't say it tasted of medicine, just that soda-water with a sort of..." Another head shake, "Cola syrup, was used when we were sick. Especially for a fever, had to get it from the chemist and everything." He tilted his cup just a little, "This, definitely tastes more like a celebration."
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"Well, we're celebrating, aren't we?" he shrugged, taking his bag of candy to check which one to start with. "Our days alive, an' our first date too," he grinned, picking one of the sour-looking ones. Then he offered it to Edwin. "Wanna try another thing that's new?"
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He didn't even get as far as chewing it before he grimaced and spat it back out again, shuddering as he tucked it into a napkin, "That is vile. You enjoy eating things that taste of bile?" Granted, he knew that some people enjoyed eating lemons, but there had been a particularly bitter note to the -supposed- candy that tasted too much like vomit for Edwin's taste.
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"Sorry! Thought you'd like it, yeah? I mean it's sweet too, aside from all that sour," he grinned, trying one himself too and moaning at the taste. Ahh, he missed this. He'd forgotten how much he missed this. And now he remembered... damn it. "Wanna try another one? I'll kiss it better if you don't like it," he offered one that he suspected tasted like coke.
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His eyes narrowed briefly, "And if this is a ploy to get me to trade some of my nonpareils you can think again. Though I may be convinced to trade a jelly baby or two." If only because he'd never been entirely fond of the blackcurrant flavored ones, and while he would eat them, he'd eat them first so they didn't take him by surprise when expecting flavors he liked better.
He did, however, accept the second candy, tasting it much more cautiously than he had the first one, brow creasing as he chewed carefully, jaw working to roll it from one side of his mouth to the other, nose wrinkling as he swallowed, "Cough medicine. Who's flavoring these things?"
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"One sour candy was enough to lose you? No no no, that won't do! Now I gotta work on getting you back, mate," he sighed dramatically. "I don't need your jelly babies, all I need is you, right?"
He watched in amusement as Edwin was working through the new candy, a bit relieved that he liked it.
"They wouldn't exist if people didn't like them, yeah?" Charles shrugged, munching on a gummy worm.
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"I simply fail to understand why people would want candies that taste of bile or medicine, I prefer not to recall being sick when I'm eating." Another, somewhat more exaggerated shrug, spreading both hands briefly, "But perhaps I'm the odd man out in that instance."
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Charles truly loved this. Having a weird conversation about candy in a movie theater, before they would watch an old classic.
"Wish you could taste more candy, though," he added quietly. "Maybe you'd find new favorites."
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He snaked a handful of popcorn, then, setting in to eat it one kernel at a time, settling back in his seat with an almost-eager little noise as the lights dimmed and the trailers started. There weren't many, three or four, for the rest of the theatre's 'throwback' series that their current film was one of.
He found himself enjoying the whole of it, which he hadn't expected, even recognizing the hero's actor from other things they'd seen. If they'd been watching it at the office with Crystal, he would absolutely have pointed out where the lore was incorrect, but for the time being he kept it to himself, though Charles would likely be hearing all about it later.
He did tense, briefly, a sort of half-startle as the Lord of Darkness made his first appearance, he hadn't been expecting hooves, or that resonance to the voice, but it was only a brief startle, cognizant enough to remember that it was only a movie, and cloven hooves and half-goat men were incredibly common iconography and visual shorthand for evil, even demonic, characters.
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The Lord of Darkness still looked cool, though with all the knowledge Charles also possessed about demons and other supernatural creatures he did look a little... well, off? Edwin probably knew what was it. Though, Charles checked in with him when the big evil appeared. He sneaked to hold his hand and did attempt to get a few kisses in.
"This was aces," Charles grinned ear to ear as they walked out. "Lily is still fit. 'Specially in the black dress, yeah?"
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He shook his head then, straightening a little, forcing himself to keep a slower pace than his usual, "It was a classic take on the Hero's Journey, I've certainly sat through worse versions of the thing. It was enjoyable." Which was, in Edwin-speak, a compliment.
A small smile followed, both brows lifting, "So, through the park on the way home, then?"
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But he did laugh out loud at the mention of the glitter.
"Hah, right? It reminded me of the Glitter bomb incident in 99'," Charles said. "Everything was covered for days!"
The park was looking empty but still filled with lights. So Charles's laugh echoed around a little more loudly. And he almost jumped at the sound. It was different than when he was a ghost. This time, even the world around them reminded him that they were here, and they were alive.
"Wanna get some snacks, then?" Charles asked, turning his attention to Edwin before he got too sad.
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The grimace passed quickly however, in the face of the question that followed, "I should like that, I think, wouldn't you?" Sure, they'd just had movie snacks, but that wasn't the same thing. Especially considering that they'd also only had snacks for lunch while working on their respective rune placement tasks.
Edwin didn't think he would ever manage Charles' level of seemingly perpetual hunger, but even after only two days he was starting to be able to tell when he was actually still hungry, and now was one of those times.
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This time of the night. And the dark, empty park did remind Charles of a few things, though.
"Wish I could... heh, wish I could eat you too, though," he chuckled a little embarrassed.
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He did manage to keep his tone level when he responded, so it wasn't cold, but it certainly wasn't as jovial as it had been, that unease threatening to choke him, sending his heartbeat spiking sharply even though there was no physical reason for it, "We've been having a lovely evening, Charles, why would you say something like that?"
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Bollocks, after he was trying so hard to distract Edwin from the Lord of Darkness now he pulled this? If Charles could, he would bang his head into the nearest wall. Funny thing was that he could actually do it...
"I just wanted to tell you, like, yeah, 's stupid," he laughed bitterly, reaching for Edwin's hand. "Sorry," Charles repeated, defeated.
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It was alright, and he knew it was, and he hated that he was reacting in a way he couldn't control, but he didn't have the words to actually explain any of that and was kind of just willing Charles to believe him, though he knew that as neither of them were psychic, that wasn't going to work as well as he wanted it to.
He did finally straighten after a couple of deep breaths, staying close, letting his hands fall to Charles' hips, "I know you were only trying to be lewd. I know that, but I still just..." He shook his head, "It wasn't panic, not really." Not the same way that happened when confronted with spiders or baby dolls, but it had been something similar all the same.
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