Ghostcat shenanigans

[technicallyhellbound]

It had been a few weeks since they'd started this arrangement, and so far the Cat had, in fact, been a surprising amount of help. Enough so that Charles had stopped being mostly on-guard while in his presence and had even taken the 'puppy' nickname in stride, though he still hadn't really looked too deeply at why it didn't bother him as much as it probably should.

That particular day was neither a Monday nor a Friday, and was in fact a Wednesday, so while it wasn't one of their scheduled briefings, it was a visit that had been arranged in advance, a few hours while Crystal and Charles were at a concert, the kind of thing that while Edwin enjoyed being invited to, really wasn't the kind of thing he actually enjoyed going to, and the others both knew it, which was why they continued to invite him, even if he always declined.

It was late afternoon, not yet early evening when he stepped out of the mirror into the cannery, tugging at the collar of his slipover in much the same way he did the lapels of his usual jacket. He'd been branching out from his usual look, just a little, in bits and pieces, and now had something of a range of shades of those softer jumpers, this one was a deep bottle-green and was nearly a cowl-neck, but definitely less severe than his usual look.

It had been raining in London, or rather it had been misting heavily, and he wasn't quite sure if it was still raining here or if it had just finished, there wasn't the same kind of moisture in the air, which meant that if it was raining it hadn't been doing so for long, and all he knew was that the Cat had something planned for them to do, he was only now considering that he probably should have asked a few more questions beforehand.

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[technicallyhellbound]

"Well that would hardly be fair for me to do, the point of the game is to have something unusual in mind, certainly, but still something that is ultimately possible to be deduced by those you're playing with."

Focusing on the game and the visit at hand was easier than getting into the weeds of just how well he could lie about what, and why he would do so, especially when they were supposed to be having a good time. Or, at the very least, determining that while they could work together, they couldn't actually manage being friends, though Edwin doubted that was likely to happen, and only partly because they both needed friends.

A thoughtful sound followed, already easily keeping pace with the Cat, "So you think I'll be able to guess where we're going, in near ten, before we get there, is that what I've just heard?"

[catting]

The Cat could very easily point out that he's been around the block enough that his experience with magical trinkets isn't exactly limited — especially when it comes to wearable trinkets, as Edwin should well know — but he gets a strange enjoyment out of Edwin's pragmatic fairness in this regard. And oh, this is so much easier, isn't it? This is better than moping or wondering about what ifs, maybes, all of that. Whatever happened to his unaffected hedonism, what about all the fun he's had when nothing means anything?

He decides not to think about it — as easily as that. He decides to focus on this, on enjoying this, on enjoying Edwin for this limited time he has him, like he vowed to do at the market. Fuck everything else, that's for him in the future to worry about. Him in the now is delicately dancing his claws over the hand Edwin has on his arm, a physical tease as well as the vocal one he's about to supply.

"Well, if you're as good as I think you are. The game relies on how good your questions are, right? And you've got a head start, since you've already been to the town and all. Though I don't think you've ever been exactly here."

He retracts his hand to hold it up and over his mouth, the pantomime of shock.

"Oops," A smile grows. "Call that a freebie."

[technicallyhellbound]

He laughed softly, shaking his head, "Well that's two, then, since you'd already said it was a place rather than a person or an object." Maybe he hadn't outright said it, but it was a reasonably clear implication of such.

Edwin considered for a moment, mostly just compiling a quick list of questions to start with and sorting them into the order he felt would be most beneficial, though he knew some would be removed simply by dint of answers to earlier ones.

He arched a brow then, "Is it somewhere indoors?" There were certainly some public buildings they hadn't been to in their earlier time there, and that seemed like the most sensible place to start his deductions.

[catting]

The Cat scrunches up his nose at that first point — because he can't think of a single person in Port Townsend he'd want to take Edwin to (possessively, he wants to keep him for himself while he has him) and there are only so many objects of interest in such a sleepy little seaside town and he would hate to be a disappointment after this much build up — but he can't deny the little curl of his lip in amusement because, well. He really did let Edwin have a head start, even if he absolutely didn't need it. Call him sentimental.

While Edwin thinks, the Cat busies himself by patting over the collar of that sweater where it peeks out of his cuff, enjoying the fabric against his fingertips, almost absently needling it as he leads them onwards, through the quiet main roads and off down a side street, leading toward the beachfront.

"Ah...." Hm, he actually has to think about that a little. "It's not indoors, but it's not exposed to the elements, either."

What? He never said his answers would fall within the rules. Where's the fun in restraining a Cat who loves to hear his own voice to the limits of only being able to say yes and no?

[technicallyhellbound]

"And now you're being generous with your answers." He replied, that prior sliver of amusement still very much in evidence. Right at the moment he was reasonably sure that yes, the two of them would make fine friends, though it mostly depended on just where they were going, and why the Cat thought he might like it.

But those were concerns for later, right at the moment he considered again, "And we're heading towards the beach instead of further into town or out into the woods. Not indoors but out of the elements."

His brow creased then, "Is there some sort of cave system here?" It seemed like the most logical conclusion, but he was also careful to keep his question neutral, just asking if the thing existed instead of asking if that's where they were going.

[catting]

"I'm a generous Cat," He says, an idle shrug lifting one of his shoulders as he looks at Edwin's face, his single earring twinkling as it reflects off the light of the clear, cloudless sky.

He feels indescribably delighted at seeing that flicker of amusement across Edwin's features; it was a given that he'd like the gamification of this little mystery, but the Cat hadn't quite been prepared for how Edwin might look while enjoying it. So far he's only seen Edwin smile a handful of times (with varying degrees of authenticity) and so few of those times have been directed at him that now he finds being in the wake of them almost addictive, even when it's only something as low-level as this.

His golden eyes flash when Edwin mentions caves, and he purses his lips to stop himself smiling.

"There are, and quite a few stories to go along with them. I'm surprised you didn't read up on those during your time here, but then..." He hums, pantomiming genuine consideration, like this particular train of thought hasn't been tumbling through his mind the entire time he's known Edwin. "There's quite a few things you didn't manage to fully read up on about this place, isn't there?" He bats his eyelashes at the ghost.

[technicallyhellbound]

"Yes, well, I was rather preoccupied when I was here before." He replied, because that much had been true, even without the caseload they'd taken on while they were stuck in town."

He shook his head, "One of our potential clients might have mentioned it, but it was only in passing, nothing truly related to their case." Both brows lifted then, eloquent as ever, just regarding the Cat for a moment, "Though I am curious now what would make you think that someone who escaped from Hell would enjoy spelunking."

Truthfully he didn't have any issue with caves, none of the parts of Hell he'd known were particularly cave-like. Some were cavernous spaces, certainly, but not of the underground cave variety. Mostly he just wanted to see what the Cat's response was.

[catting]

The Cat pauses in his needling of Edwin's cuff to narrow his eyes a bit; like a Cat considering if the arm of a couch is worth sharpening its claws on. His smile overturns his attempts to control it, but he looks self-satisfied rather than guilty now.

"You escaped from Hell? Why, Edwin. You should have told me, I had no idea."

Apparently having swapped out needling his sweater for needling the ghost himself, the Cat relents quickly to make sure Edwin knows it's all in jest, by returning the little back-and-forth of his fingers across the seam of the cuff, and giving another casual little lift of his shoulders as they take a turn and start making their way down the little sloping road leading toward the familiar giftshop, and the lighthouse.

"Anyway, who said I was taking you spelunking? Isn't making assumptions a bad look for a detective?"

[technicallyhellbound]

"Hm, yes, it's something most people don't know about me, actually." He was biting back a smile himself, because despite his earlier claims of not being able to lie, that was dangerously close to one and he said it incredibly easily.

The smile went a little too impish a moment later, one brow lifting, "So if it isn't exploration of the caves themselves, that means it's a feature of them. Something specific."

He shrugged then, fingers of his free hand flicking in a half-circular little gesture, "Or perhaps only something near the caves, but still out of the weather. And an educated guess is hardly the same as an assumption."

[catting]

"The ghost detective doth protest too much," The Cat says easily, enjoying this little back and forth for exactly what it is: finding a relative comfortable ground where he doesn't take every dismissal or reminder of fact to heart, and Edwin doesn't assume he there is nothing to the Cat's attention other than foolish romantic intention. It's a good part of it, yes, but that's not all he's interested in. "I don't think we can call that guess educated, if we're being fair. There are plenty of things people can do in caves that don't even come close to being considered spelunking."

That could have soooo easily been turned into an opportunity to flirt, but look at him, being all normal about something he said instead of latching on to every chance he gets to level a suggestive comment at Edwin. He's not even waggling his eyebrows! Personal growth, ladies and gentlemen.

"But, while we're on the topic, I love that you use words like 'spelunking'. I don't think I've ever heard anyone say that out loud. So weirdly endearing." Okay, well. It was good while it lasted.

The Cat unfurls their arms as he gets to the little strip of wooded land before the walk down the brushland leading to the beach (if it can be called that) and the quietly roiling sea. Instead of letting Edwin hold his arm, he takes his hand, under the — very understandable, if you ask him — guise of making it easier for them to follow one another down the set of stairs leading to the rocky shore.

"It's something to do with the caves, yes. If you're scared and need me to hold your hand once we're inside, I won't mind."

[technicallyhellbound]

"Honestly I haven't been in enough caves to know if I'm going to be scared of this one." Leaving aside the fact that he didn't scare easily, there was no reason to mention it, "And I'm well aware that there are other things to do in caves, but I sincerely doubt that you'd think of taking someone, even me, for a geological survey as a means of seduction." Were there more things that people might do in caves besides those two things, spelunking and surveying? Sure. But that was entirely beside the point at the moment.

Edwin was surprisingly sure-footed on the uneven terrain, but accepted the hand all the same even as he asked: "What word would someone use for cave exploration besides 'spelunking'? That's what it means, and just calling it 'exploring' is too general, there's all sorts of exploring, and why use two words, 'cave exploring', when you've already got a perfectly good word in 'spelunking' already?"

It was half a genuine question and half annoyance that language seemed to have moved on in a way he didn't agree with, but even on top of that it was also something dangerously close to flirting, since the Cat had said he liked hearing it.

[catting]

Alright, now the Cat is really having fun. He hasn't even considered that Edwin might be saying it on purpose because he said he liked it, but all the same he's thoroughly enjoying hearing it over and over again, his grin getting a little wider and a little more genuinely amused with each repetition.

"Uh, caving?" He asks, in the tone of voice that denotes a duh without him having to say it. The way this real smile lights up his features makes him look a little more human than catlike as he turns it on Edwin as they walk, not needing to look where he's going, as he's walked this path enough times to not need to. And, well. Cats have a tendency to land on their feet. "I'm pretty sure that's what I've heard every group who come here to investigate them call it. And, speaking of geological seduction—"

They reach the bottom, and the Cat takes a moment to stop their progress, so that he can direct a more wicked grin at Edwin; back to his more typical expression.

"Some people dig it." Haha. Cave joke. "I guess it depends how into rocks you are. I've sunk to further depths than that, so if that's what gets you off, I don't mind being along for the ride."

[technicallyhellbound]

"Caving." Edwin replied, having swayed easily to a stop when the Cat did the same, voice gone almost as icy as his expression, and there was a near lethal amount of derision in the tone even just on the one word, and while it wasn't directed at him, the Cat might still take some splash damage from it just due to sheer volume, "I will never understand the modern habit of replacing a perfectly good word with something so generic and bland."

It wasn't that he hadn't caught on to the flirtation, it was just that he was too incensed by the apparent deterioration of language to actually respond to it at the moment. It was enough that he'd lost the thread of the game they'd only technically been playing, though that was probably for the greater good, really, as he'd already skipped ahead several steps there.

He shook his head, kneading briefly at the bridge of his nose as if to stave off an encroaching headache, "The art of communication is truly a dying one." He lamented with a heavy sigh before lifting his head, managing to relax some of the tension in his jaw, "But, instead of carrying on being upset about something neither of us have any control over, we're here for a reason, yes?"

[catting]

The Cat has seen enough of Edwin's weird little fussy mannerisms by now to no longer be surprised at the sight of them, but being prepared does nothing to stop how hopelessly endeared to them he is. All of Charles' doe-eyed looks of affection make sense in this frame of light, when Edwin is so uniquely frustrated by something that only he could be this frustrated by. It's really cute, and the Cat wants to hate how much he likes it, but he really doesn't.

That's probably why he lets Edwin change the subject, but definitely sticks a pin in it to bring up again later.

"We are, but at this rate we're going to get there before you figure it out." He smiles and squeezes Edwin's hand because oh, didn't he notice they're still connected by the gentle lace of their fingers? How convenient! "If you wanna take a few more stabs at it, that is. No shame in giving up if the curiosity is simply too great for you to handle."

And then, something seems to dawn on him, and he tuts, looking suddenly intensely put out.

"I can't believe I missed the opportunity to say 'get your rocks off'," he groans, then squeezes Edwin's fingers a little more, with intention. "That's what I get for letting you distract me."

[technicallyhellbound]

That near-theatrical disappointment did get a quiet, amused little snort in response. Not a full laugh, but definitely as close as Edwin was likely to get at this stage of the proceedings, "And now that you've said it you won't be able to use it later, because now I know you were going to." A second missed opportunity and of course Edwin was going to point it out.

For the moment, however, he nodded, "Right, if I've still got a few more minutes I might as well give it a go." He considered, just briefly, having already determined that it was -more than likely- a feature of, or near, the caves, "Is the location of natural or of supernatural importance?" He would ask those questions separately if needed, but the cat had been generous with his answers so far, he figured it was worth a shot to ask both at once.

Sure, it might just be some interestingly-shaped rocks, but it might also be some kind of ley line configuration, or an actual gnome village, though he doubted that one, not unless the gnomes in question had gotten incredibly lost sometime previously.

[catting]

The snort should have easily been enough to make him annoyed — one of the greatest and easiest insults that can be paid to Cat King is to hear laughter directed at them, and this Cat is especially sensitive to it — but Edwin's laughter doesn't feel mean spirited despite his told-you-so tone and almost smugness. It actually lights a bit of a fire in the Cat, inspiring him to find something else to say in place of the offending euphemism, or else to find some other way to make Edwin laugh. Perhaps even properly next time.

"Mmm," He says with a little thoughtful squint of his eyes, like a Cat determining if the scent in the air is one they like.

"It's... a natural location of supernatural importance," He answers finally, because no-one ever said he had to be completely transparent with his answers. But then, because he basically gave Edwin nothing with that response, he adds: "And I'll need your help with something when we get there."

[technicallyhellbound]

That was still enough of an answer to catch Edwin's attention if nothing else, brow arching "I see. If I'd known I was going to be doing manual labor I'd have worn better gloves." As if he couldn't change them with a moment's concentration, as if he actually needed to do anything of the sort.

The tone was still amused as anything, or at least as amused as he got in public, "But regardless, consider my curiosity piqued." He had been curious from the drop, really, because the Cat's choice of outing would -in one way or another- give Edwin some more insight into how the shapeshifter operated, and that was definitely of interest to him.

[catting]

"Who ever said a thing about manual labour? Eugh." The Cat gives a dramatic little shudder, not ignorant in the slightest to the fact that he'd given Edwin another clue. And if that's what he'd been fishing for with that comment, the Cat is more than happy to oblige him. "I wouldn't ever make you do anything I wouldn't do myself. Didn't I tell you that I'm a fair Cat King?" And a consensual one, but that much should be fairly obvious by this point, since the Cat has been showing surprisingly good behaviour for a while now.

"But that-" He says as Edwin gives his confirmation. "Is music to my ears." He throws his free arm wide as though displaying a new world opened up for them. "Herein lies the start of your slippery slope into indulgence, baby. It's only downhill from here."

And, speaking of Edwin's gloves, the Cat squeezes his fingers again before starting to pull him across the little inlet of sand and stones, off toward the rockier area heading out toward the crook of the shoreline. This could almost be considered nice, he thinks, if there weren't a motive to it. It reminds him of their time together at the market, but even then they'd had a bigger goal in mind than just simply spending time together. Well, Edwin had, at least. He wonders what it might be like, some day, if they were to simply see one another for the pleasure of it. It's easy to imagine from his perspective, but Edwin...? He's not so sure.

[technicallyhellbound]

"Mm, you did, more than once as I recall." He replied, almost breezily to the question of the Cat's claims toward being fair, and if the Cat wasn't going to mention the rest of it, Edwin wasn't going to call him out on it, there was no point, really, not when he'd held true to that part as well.

The truth was that without something to do while visiting each other -even if it was just taking an walk- Edwin would get anxious, pacing and irritable like a zoo animal in a too-small enclosure.

For the moment, however, he just made another quiet sound of amusement at the -in his mind- outlandish claim that it would be that easy for him to simply fall into a life of indulgence, shaking his head, "Well I have to say I'm out of ideas, no guesses with the information I already have, and I suspect we're near enough now that it wouldn't matter if I even had the question that would crack the whole thing."

[catting]

"Are you letting me win? I'm blushing. You should know I like a surrendered victory almost as much as won one, if you keep this up I'll get mixed signals."

He tosses a dazzling smile over his shoulder as he keeps them on their little path toward the passage of rolling waves. The Cat, however, makes sure to get nowhere near them himself, even going as far as to finally drop their hands so that he can walk on the other side of Edwin's body as they go, though it shouldn't be any surprise that he's not the biggest fan of water, despite living on a dockland and being pretty much constantly surrounded by the sea on this little inlet.

He comes to the stop by the mouth of, yes, a cave; a big gap in the dark rock of the sloping hill, cut in with ocean rocks serving as a little dam that stops the tide from flooding the floor. At least when it's low, like it is right now. It's unassuming and very standard as far as caves go, but once they get inside — once the Cat has shown Edwin where to step to avoid the rock pools and little pockets of deepsand — a second chamber is revealed to the left of the initial opening, and this is — or so the Cat says — where the real attraction is.

Upon entering, this side chamber is lit very faintly by a light that seems to come from nowhere, tinted almost pink despite no reflecting glass or sea water to bounce back onto the walls. The walls themselves are the first sign that there has been the influence of something other than natural time on the stone that makes up the cave. There are scratches in the walls, little holes drilled into certain crevices, and one large one that seems to travel all around the room as if something large tried to split the system in two.

"You were pretty close," the Cat says, uncovering with one boot the crack travelling straight across the floor, dusting away the sand in the center, so Edwin can see. "There's a ley line here, but it's been damaged from years of bad influence, and by curious mystery hunting humans who pick up on one too many folklore theories that they'd do better to leave the fuck alone."

All his previous flirty manner has gone as he looks down at the jagged line on the floor, leaving him almost... serious. It's a strange look for him.

"It needs upkeep every so often, or its power gets hard to tap into, and even harder to predict. I used to work at it with Esther, but since she's indisposed," A tight little smile. "I thought you might like to help."